I have this thing were I tend to smile at people. I need to stop.
I don’t understand when someone uploads a gif of someone singing and put up the lyric that doesn’t go with the gif. Like, why not put up the gif is actually saying?
What if every time your stomach growled it was telling you that it was done doing a full body scan and each sound was telling you what you had wrong with you?
all these beautiful pictues of skinny women and their collar bones. Well It’s 4am and I’m going to make cookies and pizza. No shame in my game.
How to pick up guys:
"I have an itch in my throat, mind if I use your tongue to scratch it?" "Or your penis. Which ever is longer."
My boyfriend was getting pissed that I kept quoting from Frozen. I told him to let it go.